Posted by: Hope | December 1, 2008

The Detroit Lions

I live in Michigan. I love sports. I am cursed with the worst pro football franchise in the entire league. I mean, we haven’t won since the 1950’s or somewhere around there. That is absolutely, 100% ridiculous. But, as a Michigander I have come to accept that and still (attempt to be) am supportive. But…this is when I start to have fun. Here are a few Detroit Lion jokes I came across today. Enjoy!!!

Detroit Lions

Michigan Law: The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders
heading into Detroit.

For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Detroit Lions.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ’.

Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field – they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions
and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.



  1. The Lions should be put inside a cage…They’re useless…….A pathetic display of skills on the field…They need to go back to high school and learn football from scratch again…….Watch their game and I bet you will agree with me after this

  2. Those are pretty harsh. I’m a Vikings fan, and unfortunately it wont get any better after this weekend’s matchup. Has been since the Barry Sanders era that they’ve been competitive?

  3. They weren’t even competitive then. Well, no super bowl wise. Obviously, they were more talented than they are now…but still nothing fantastic.

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