I have brought myself to fall in love with jokes — band jokes. I play the trumpet for all of you people that are completely oblivious to that. I love it, it is one of my greatest passions. I am also in the marching band AND by the way, marching band IS a sport.
Anyways, I just wanted to share a few jokes from a website:
What’s the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
- Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
What did little Johnny’s mother tell him when he said “I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?”
- “But Johnny, you can’t do both.”
What is the range of a piccolo?
- Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.